DOG DITTY DAILY

Copyright The Quipping Queen 2006. DOG DITTY DAILY #8 Motivational Moment for Misguided Masters & Mutts Compiled by Hugo Hotagen, DDD (Duke of Doorknobs & Doghouses), a loyal lapdog-in-training apprenticed to the affable, agnostic and all-round air-headed Court of the Quipping Queen. A quirky, quizzical and sometimes questionable quotidian quotation, in honor of the "Year of the Dog", follows herewith: "Sometimes when I get up in the morning, I feel very peculiar. I feel like I've just got to bite a cat! I feel like if I don't bite a cat before sundown, I'll go crazy. But then I just take a deep breath and forget about it.

That's what is known as maturity." Attributed to: Snoopy, a bouncy beagle character from the cartoon strip "Peanuts" (created by American cartoonist, Charles M. Schultz, 1922 - 2000). .

By: Hugo Hotagen

Humor

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Im Not A Christian But I Play One On Sunday - After more than three decades of church ministry, I have come to one unsettling conclusion.

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