America May Import Biz Execs Too Many Here In Jail

As the conviction of Ken Lay and Jeffrey Skilling begins to lower the curtain on the Enron scandal, it has occurred in the now startlingly vacated halls of corporate America that so many execs are now in jail that the nation may have to start to importing its titans of business.

The possiblity has received a hearty welcome from abroad.

As one Chinese businessman commented, "It would be wonderful for a lot of Chinese to become American executives. Then we could count on making even more American products in China.".

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Tom Attea, humorist and creator of NewsLaugh.com, has had six shows produced Off-Broadway and has written comedy for TV. Critics have called his writing ""delightfully funny" and "witty" with "good, genuine laughs.".

By: Tom Attea/NewsLaugh.com

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