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A salesman
is driving toward home in Northern Arizona when he
sees a Navajo man hitchhiking. Because the trip had
been long and quiet, he stops the car and the Navajo
man climbs in.
During
their small talk, the Navajo man glances
surreptitiously at a brown bag on the front seat
between them.
"If
you're wondering what's in the bag," offers the
salesman, "it's a bottle of wine. I got it for my
wife."
The
Navajo man is silent for awhile, nods several times
and says, "Good trade."
Three guys work on a construction site. One is
white, one is black and one is Polish. The bell
rings for lunch and the white man opens his lunch
bag and sighs deeply, saying, "If my wife packs me a
ham sandwich again tomorrow I'm jumping off the
building." The black guy opens up his lunch, glares
and says " If my wife packs me a ham sandwich again
tomorrow, I'm going with you." The Polish man opens
his lunch, pulls out another ham sandwich, and says
"I'm with you guys."
The
next day the lunch bell rings. The white man opens
his lunch. He says, "Turkey sandwich. I love my
wife." The black guy opens his lunch. He says,
"Chicken sandwich. I love my wife. The Polish man
opened his lunchbox, looked stricken, and said "HAM
AGAIN! See ya guys." With that, he jumped off the
building. The black guy says " I feel sorry for
him." The white man replies, "I'm not, he packs his
own lunch." |
